so fezations going preety well but now im setting my sights on the hopeful manifestation of cardboard on the land.
if u must no the reason i realised the true ingeniosity of cardboard was last wednesday. i was walking home through the elephants graveyard walking past the giant swamp with the inhabitant agoogulynobular lives. suddenly out of nowher a one and a half eyed purple yes PURPLE dog jumped out of a tree stump running towards the river then agoogulynobular hastily but swiftly raised his oozing ghack of a stumpy arm and dug his claws into the purple dog's ,who i now know is called joshua, fur. he yelped and howled yet agoogulynobular dragged his feeble purple body into the swamp. so i meanwhile am standing there thinking fuck poor joshua the purple sausage dog.. then out of the corner of my eye i notice in the woods i see a tree. puzzled i take a closer look. yep theres no mistaking it tho as out of place as it seems there is a tree made out of chair legs staring me in the noggin. so i stare at it and stare at it good then i say
"ok so ur a tree made out of chair legs. i'm a purple alien made out of people's penises. joshua the sausage dog's been dragged into agoogulynobular's ghaky lake so i think u know what u need 2do".

so he stares back unblinkingly, scratches one of his many chairlegs with one of his many chairlegs and says "what time is it?"

i stare him back in the chair leg and spout "i think u no what time it is"

so obviously he agrees and manufactures himself into one seldom piece of cardboard.

so then yeah i toss the cardboard (after sharpening it with my teeth) like oddjob at agooulynobular's head. piece of swamp cake... and thats how i saved my one and a half eyed purple sausage dog friend joshua.